Since the days of our founding fathers it has been no secret that MARYLAND BLOWS. These unpatriotic people were against forming a union that we know today as FUCKING AMERICA!! This pitiful state refused to ratify (adopt) the Articles of Confederation that would form the basis of the first American government. They held out so long, in fact, that many of the BAD ASS states ie.. Virginia and Delaware (that's right Delaware is BA!) recommended forming a country without the communist state of Maryland. Lucky for Maryland another pussy state (North Carolina) talked the other states into waiting for Maryland to pull its head out of its ass. Maryland, of course was raided by the British for being bitches and instead of looking to the real states Maryland went to FUCKING FRANCE (that’s right fucking France) for help. Guess what France did! Being just as big of Pussies as Maryland they advised Maryland to ratify the Articles so that America could be formed. This is in part because France already knew how badass America would be and how pussy they were. It was only after France refused Maryland help that Maryland decided to be part of America!
Don't believe me Stew... Here is a reference (a real one!) http://history.state.gov/milestones/1776-1783/Articles
Join me in the following pages as we explore some more reasons MARYLAND BLOWS...
Don't believe me Stew... Here is a reference (a real one!) http://history.state.gov/milestones/1776-1783/Articles
Join me in the following pages as we explore some more reasons MARYLAND BLOWS...